QUOTE (FTD @ Feb 10 2012, 14:10)

Blonde Girl: Bernie, please help me. My throath is itching so bad. Do you have a long and stiff stick to scratch it for me ?
Bernie: I'm sorry baby. I'd love to, but forgot my Viagra at home.
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Blonde Girl: Lewis, please help me. My throath is itching so bad. Do you have a long and stiff stick to scratch it for me ?
Lewis: I'm sorry baby. I'd love to, but I and Nicole are back together again. My bubble of happiness is full.
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Alonso: I'm next. Hey Paparazzo, come with me.
Paparazzo: Wait, I have to fix the date in my camera.
Alonso: Nevermind, hurry up.
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