"I will eat Nico's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

MS to Nico: "Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"

Excellent.

careful with that thing!

Ditto

Dickie sniffs: "That's not exactly what I meant when I said backfire, mate!"

"Is it safe????"

"I just found these dentures on the street the other day, they fit well."

This has potential:

MS - I've borrowed Dan Weldon's teeth for testing!

Go home Ralfie!

Sorry Robert, our car is short, you must be that short to fit in it with straight legs

I've can't find my mummy !

Talk about uneven ballast!

BUD.................................WEI.................................SER.....
.................

HK: Rather than looking at the car, look at my face and tell me how much Valetteri Bottas looks like me.

Here's mummy:

Al Pacino and Robert De Niro filming the movie: "The Ferrari"

Is that the VJM03?

"You tell me Mark Webber is the king of facial expression? I'll show you what I can do..."

"At least with this car, there should be no loose fuel hoses about the place"



Massa ready to 'spring' into action!

"Sorry Robert, the first tests are over for you, we must let Vitaly tomorrow drive, he is a rookie, he must learn, you had yours 2 days of testing"
Robert: "oh crap, that isn't fair, I want to drive, it makes me happy "

Schumi, proves how relaxed he is after his first test. "G-forces? honestly guys, It felt easy out there!" (where's my physio?!!)

After Ferrari had finally managed to merge the Schumachers, they were unhappy with the results. Testing proved it had actually resulted in a slower version of Michael. Sponsors halved their budget as they claimed they had only agreed to sponsor Michael, not Ralf.

We've combined them both, problem is we now have a whingeing cheat.

Lol. My neck is fine everyone, no problems

Taken from Planet-F1 forum, courtesy of Alex1561. Just couldn't resist posting it.

PDLR: It´s sad... Martin looks so alone...
NH: He was so good with the paraffin....

"Guggle chin, I gon't shink sho jude"

EDIT: Must...... post ..... faster

See this is why I chose Lotus, but not Renault, I prefer fast car.

Do yo see me turning yellow already? Am I stepped in to my brothers car? Am I getting old?

"Honestly, I hagen't hag gotox, gut i can order a gottle of geer faultlessly, Guiness"

Is my miniman not too focued on his new hobby WRC?

No, Nicole I did not say that yesterday!

Ok so where is the Mclaren now.

"You lookin' at me?"
"That's right, Imma talkin' too you!"
"Are you lookin' at me?!"

"Oh sorry Ross, I mistook you for someone else."

Ah yes, My motorhome is on the left there, help your self to champagne...
... and the whips are in the portaloo!"

See this is why I choose lotus... as you can see at their HQ, their walls are made of glass... so I go through them rather than hit them.

... "pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?"

That's right, we need the sidepods to slope downwards more... SIT DOWN HARDER!

Todd: It's no hassle...
Dr. Max: Sh!
Todd: But...
Dr. Max: Sh!
Todd: I'm...
Dr. Max: Sh!
Todd: All I'm say...
Dr. Max: Sh!
Todd: There gonna get a...
Dr. Max: Sh!
Todd: I'm...
Dr. Max: Sh!
Todd: I'm just...
Dr. Max: Sh!
Todd: Would...
Dr. Max: Sh!... Knock-knock.
Todd: Who's there?
Dr. Max: Sh!
Todd: But...
Dr. Max: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! HE GOT SPANKED !!!!

I like little boys.

... i've got some sweets in the car if you'd like....