JB: Hey Lewis.
LH: Yeah Jens.
JB: Get @#%$.

No caption needed for this:

I saw this in McLaren topic and I can't stop laughing.

LH: So you are the new driver? What happened to the other one?, what was his name..... Kovalainen?
JB: Yes, I am the new driver, today is my first day. I am here to defend my World Drivers Championship. Are you impressed?
LH: Huh? Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. So are you the new driver?

LH: Actually you know I personally had a lot of input to the design of this phone and it makes me proud.
JB: ...

Michael Schumacher: "Trust me when I say this, Nico: you really don't want to beat me to the title."
Nico Rosberg: "Why's that?"
Michael Schumacher: "I like you. So let's just say that the last person who did that is about to get what's coming to him ..."

Meanwhile ...



Felipe Massa: "Shalow grave ... check. No witnesses ... check. Weapon ... check. Fernando?"
Fernando Alonso: "Yes?"
Felipe Massa: "I have a message for you from Michael Schumacher ..."

JB: Your cap makes your head look smaller than mine
LH: My balls are bigger than yours and I still got three points of downforce
JB: huh, sorry, I wasn't paying attention. So, you are the driver I am replacing or was that the other loser?
LH: I dunno. I will ask Freddie's poppa.......Hey, Micheal, who is.......err..what is your name again......

LH: Actually you know I personally had a lot of input to the design of this phone and it makes me proud.
JB: ...?
LH: Yeah, I found three extra points of noise suppression. Electrical Engineering is my hobbie when I am not in the windtunnel.

Nico thinking:
I turn down McLaren, so I would not have to put up with a teamate who is an arrogant, backstabbing prick who is dishonest cheater and screws over his teamates, to keep them in second place behind him, ....... only to end up with........
HIM..........



oh, lord, what have I done to offend thee and to deserve this ???? My name is not Rubens....

MS: Ohmmmmmmmm, Ohmmmmmmm ....... focus on the Dark Side....... Ohmmmmmmmm
NR: Obi Wan please guide me. Please.
MS: Ohmmmmmm, Ohmmmmmm ....... feel the Power of the Dark Side ......Ohmmmmmm.

Lewis? wat ya doing?... I'm trying to think of a caption for the RC caption thread



Lewis? I don't get it? why's it funny? How does it work? ... Well Jens, It's to do with the picture and then the words written underneath. It makes people laugh



Ha ha ha ha!! That's really funny. Lewis, your so clever!... Yep and I think I'm just about to cop off with the make up girl too

MS: There is my car
NR: There is my dreams

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NR - "Is, is that Lewis???"

"Damnit can't access livestream of the Mclaren launch."

The Montoya way...

http://www.motorsport.com/photos/grandam/2...24h-eg-0213.jpg

When the doctor said "we need to reduce your fracture", I didn't realize they were going to shrink my legs!!!

No, I am not Swiss and my name it's not Peter!!!

Lewis - Let my just dig up the nudes of my ex gf
Jenson - As long as you dont expect me to return the favour with my current one

The new Campos car will cost less than any other car in the field....

OK, who is bringing the paddle???

Max Mosley: "Why so obsequious?"

Yes, I have also been in the sauna with Mika.

Webber, before going to a dodgy dentist -



Webber, after going to a dodgy dentist -

Mark Webber does his impression of a Renault R29 nosecone ...

hmm what drink will goes down well with my steak...Red Bull, Red Bull cola or Red Bull diet

MW: Damned G-Forces !!

I'll break your f***ing head!!!

JB: "I really like this application which downloads Ferrari blueprints directly from their server!"

Topgun baby

LH: See this? This is how big three points of downforce are.

Sorry, I was bored. Gotta learn, you know...

Lewis Hamilton: "You know that ad I did with Mika and Fernando? Well, I snuck a look in between takes for the sauna scene. My left hand is Fernando and Mika. My right hand is me. Who's your double-World Champion now!?"

McLaren's new slogan: Bb out!

"If I move into the shadows then no one can see my mirror-cracking smile."

Robert Kubica: "Yeah, you should see him. He just showed up. I'm no longer the ugliest man on the grid."

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Datei:Wackeldackel.JPG

Renault: Get used to it. He may be Russian, but he's the key to your success. After all, look at how much money he's bringing.

LH: Yes, Jensen, that is real funny, but please stop interrupting me when I am getting my make up put on;

I hate it when my eyeliner gets smudged and I want to look great for Adrian.....

Max Mosely, do you expect them to cut budgets?

Mosely: No, I expect them to die.

"Pay those women one million dollars! Oh, sorry, one hundred billion dollars!!! Muhahahaha!!!!"

RK: "Hello?, yeah thanks for the nice hat. But it has the same problem as my other hat, it doesn't keep the sun off my nose."
Hatco. rep: "Robert, you may need a special order."

JB: So how big was the pile of twenties your old man gave Davey Ryan to keep schtum ?

LH: So big i guess.

JB: So whats in the backpack then ?

LH: A can.

JB: A can of what ?

LH: Just an empty can.

JB: Why would you carry a can ?.

LH: Actually i dont usually, haven't you heard ? whenever i mess up my dad or Ron gives someone a hiuge pile of twenties to carry it.

RK: Oh my god, this russian guy is crazy. I'm not gonna drink with him anymore.