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MadYarpen
QUOTE (alecc @ Aug 30 2010, 23:21) *
Seperate photoshop thread ,anyone?


This is my plan, and please, don't take it away from me;) I'm sitrting at work, nothing to do so...smile.gif
Captain Tightpants


In a bid to improve downforce, Mercedes place a group of large men with aerodynamic hair on the W01's rear wing ...



Pedro de la Rosa practices for the upcoming drivers' karaoke night:

"Well, you came and you gave without taking,
But I sent you away; oh, Mandy.
Well, you kissed me and stopped from from shaking,
And I need you today; oh, Mandy."

goldenboy
QUOTE (FlatOverCrest @ Aug 30 2010, 21:40) *

goldenboy
probably a bit obscure for some unless you know the above character, but yes Lewis, run....
clipper


Button "I have an eery feeling about this"
Webber "Oh yeah Jenson been there"

Henrytheeigth


Used Paint.net lol
FlatOverCrest


SV - "So Kimi says the scandinavian flick is perfect for this corner...so here we go....nose in....flick back end out.....no.....no wait.....arhrghrgrhgrhgrhg that's not good..... son of a b................"
JB - "Excellent....kept him off there....now brake....and ......(bang).....WHAT THE f"£$!?!?!?!?!............YOU STUPID CO£$!"
ClaudioMuse
Sorry I could not take part before, and sorry I don't have ps on this computer but...


goat0063
QUOTE (ClaudioMuse @ Aug 31 2010, 19:05) *
Sorry I could not take part before, and sorry I don't have ps on this computer but...



roflmao.gif love the bottom one.....
FlatOverCrest
Photoshopped pics will now find a new home in the 'Photoshopped' thread! ;)
fat.monkey
QUOTE (FlatOverCrest @ Aug 31 2010, 14:57) *
Photoshopped pics will now find a new home in the 'Photoshopped' thread! ;)


at last... [sigh_of_relief]
goat0063
QUOTE (Brandz07 @ Aug 29 2010, 22:24) *

Not only have Red-Bull retarded their ignition but they have retarded their driver too........
syph0nJZ05
QUOTE (rhukkas @ Aug 30 2010, 23:07) *


Webber: So Lewis, Vettel has taken me out and now Button. Who do you think's next eh???? (Leans back)
Lewis: uh oh!!!

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fastlegs
QUOTE (rhukkas @ Aug 30 2010, 15:07) *


Webber: So Lewis, Vettel has taken me out and now Button. Who do you think's next eh???? (Leans back)
Lewis: uh oh!!!


Brilliant! lol.gif
Alx09
QUOTE (rhukkas @ Aug 31 2010, 00:07) *


Webber: So Lewis, Vettel has taken me out and now Button. Who do you think's next eh???? (Leans back)
Lewis: uh oh!!!


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Rob


Lewis : Mark, what's that girl doing underneath the table?
guitarhero
QUOTE (Rob @ Sep 2 2010, 00:04) *
Lewis : Mark, what's that girl doing underneath the table?


Mark: She's checking my exhaust pipe, if you know what I mean...
alecc


MW: "If I can see it then I can do it. If I just believe it there's nothing to it. I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky"



RK: "Why everytime we see, you avoiding talking about Spa, it was such great race!"


fat.monkey
QUOTE (alecc @ Sep 1 2010, 19:14) *


you are aware that you have just added some more gasoline to this silly "Kubica-Massa 2011 swap" flame, right?
Rob G
QUOTE (alecc @ Sep 1 2010, 20:14) *

One millisecond later, Robert realizes that he forgot to bring Vaclav, his googly-eyed sock puppet.
Captain Tightpants


"Hello, Fernando. Look at your team. Now back to mine. Now look at your team. Now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But it was your team until you sold out and went to Ferrari. Look down. Now back up. Where are you? You're spinning out while the man who drives for the team that used to be your team goes on. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's that six tenths of a second you used to bring to your team. Look again; the six tenths is now a podium place! Anything is possible when you stick with something for more than five minutes. I'm on a horse."
domhnall

Bahrain reveals changes for 2011
TURU
QUOTE (domhnall @ Sep 2 2010, 20:11) *

Bahrain reveals changes for 2011


WHAT ?? roflmao.gif
domhnall
QUOTE (TURU @ Sep 2 2010, 20:14) *
WHAT ?? roflmao.gif


They've done a bit of gardening wink.gif
MadYarpen
QUOTE (domhnall @ Sep 2 2010, 21:11) *


Please, I want this in hi res!!!!1!
Villes Gilleneuve
QUOTE (domhnall @ Sep 2 2010, 19:16) *
They've done a bit of gardening wink.gif


Actually, those trees are all plastic.
Mandzipop
QUOTE (Villes Gilleneuve @ Sep 2 2010, 20:24) *
Actually, those trees are all plastic.


I hope they were made from recycled carrier bags and plastic drinks bottles. wink.gif
VresiBerba
QUOTE (alecc @ Sep 2 2010, 02:14) *

Jawohl, herr kommendant.
phil1993


JB: 'Wait, where'd the little f***er go?'
alecc
QUOTE (alecc @ Sep 2 2010, 00:14) *


"Mister Kubica, the president is arriving, can you please salute"
...
"you doing it wrong!!!"
r4mses
QUOTE (Villes Gilleneuve @ Sep 2 2010, 21:24) *
Actually, those trees are all plastic.


I wouldnt mind tongue.gif cant get any worse than tarmac, dust and sand all-around.
Buttoneer
QUOTE (MadYarpen @ Sep 2 2010, 20:16) *
Please, I want this in hi res!!!!1!

Go here.

Ask for Spa-Francorchamps, Belgium 2010 ref:1013052

It is a superb image.
MadYarpen
QUOTE (Buttoneer @ Sep 2 2010, 22:53) *
Go here.

Ask for Spa-Francorchamps, Belgium 2010 ref:1013052

It is a superb image.


wow, didn't know you one can order that! Would be graet to put on the wall, but these are some serious money for some photo, for a student in poland... Well, we will see. anyway thanks for the link up.gif
DanardiF1
QUOTE (phil1993 @ Sep 2 2010, 20:36) *


Sebastien Loeb finally makes his F1 debut!
Lights
QUOTE (Captain Tightpants @ Sep 2 2010, 04:30) *
"Hello, Fernando. Look at your team. Now back to mine. Now look at your team. Now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But it was your team until you sold out and went to Ferrari. Look down. Now back up. Where are you? You're spinning out while the man who drives for the team that used to be your team goes on. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's that six tenths of a second you used to bring to your team. Look again; the six tenths is now a podium place! Anything is possible when you stick with something for more than five minutes. I'm on a horse."

I see what you did there. biggrin.gif up.gif
alecc
QUOTE (Captain Tightpants @ Sep 2 2010, 02:30) *


"Hello, Fernando. Look at your team. Now back to mine. Now look at your team. Now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But it was your team until you sold out and went to Ferrari. Look down. Now back up. Where are you? You're spinning out while the man who drives for the team that used to be your team goes on. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's that six tenths of a second you used to bring to your team. Look again; the six tenths is now a podium place! Anything is possible when you stick with something for more than five minutes. I'm on a horse."


lol.gif lol.gif

For such captions I will never say that the photoshoped thread is a better one tongue.gif:P:P
Desdirodeabike
QUOTE (Captain Tightpants @ Sep 2 2010, 04:30) *


"Hello, Fernando. Look at your team. Now back to mine. Now look at your team. Now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But it was your team until you sold out and went to Ferrari. Look down. Now back up. Where are you? You're spinning out while the man who drives for the team that used to be your team goes on. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's that six tenths of a second you used to bring to your team. Look again; the six tenths is now a podium place! Anything is possible when you stick with something for more than five minutes. I'm on a horse."

Brilliant! lol.gif up.gif
Captain Tightpants
I've been waiting a long time to use that one. I just had to wait until the right image was posted.
Alfisti
Bravo Tightpants.
Lord_Shaitan
QUOTE (Captain Tightpants @ Sep 2 2010, 04:30) *


"Hello, Fernando. Look at your team. Now back to mine. Now look at your team. Now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But it was your team until you sold out and went to Ferrari. Look down. Now back up. Where are you? You're spinning out while the man who drives for the team that used to be your team goes on. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's that six tenths of a second you used to bring to your team. Look again; the six tenths is now a podium place! Anything is possible when you stick with something for more than five minutes. I'm on a horse."

roflmao.gif Great picture but what a caption lol.gif . It's your season best Captain up.gif
Alx09
QUOTE (Captain Tightpants @ Sep 3 2010, 02:43) *
I've been waiting a long time to use that one. I just had to wait until the right image was posted.

Epic up.gif
Buttoneer
Yep, top captioning there, gentlemen.
Scotracer
QUOTE (Captain Tightpants @ Sep 2 2010, 03:30) *


"Hello, Fernando. Look at your team. Now back to mine. Now look at your team. Now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But it was your team until you sold out and went to Ferrari. Look down. Now back up. Where are you? You're spinning out while the man who drives for the team that used to be your team goes on. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's that six tenths of a second you used to bring to your team. Look again; the six tenths is now a podium place! Anything is possible when you stick with something for more than five minutes. I'm on a horse."


YES. 1000x YES!

Walsingham



Flavio: Night of the race, you might feel a slight sting. That's pride f*ckin' with you. F*ck pride! Pride only hurts, it never helps. You fight through that sh*t. 'Cause a year from now, when you kicking it in the Caribbean, you gonna say to yourself, "Flavio Briatore was right."
Nelson: I got no problem with that, Mr. Briatore.
Flavio: On the 14th, your a*s goes down. Say it.
Nelson: On the 14th, my a*s goes down.
goat0063
QUOTE (Captain Tightpants @ Sep 2 2010, 03:30) *


"Hello, Fernando. Look at your team. Now back to mine. Now look at your team. Now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But it was your team until you sold out and went to Ferrari. Look down. Now back up. Where are you? You're spinning out while the man who drives for the team that used to be your team goes on. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's that six tenths of a second you used to bring to your team. Look again; the six tenths is now a podium place! Anything is possible when you stick with something for more than five minutes. I'm on a horse."

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MadYarpen
QUOTE (Walsingham @ Sep 3 2010, 21:46) *



Flavio: Night of the race, you might feel a slight sting. That's pride f*ckin' with you. F*ck pride! Pride only hurts, it never helps. You fight through that sh*t. 'Cause a year from now, when you kicking it in the Caribbean, you gonna say to yourself, "Flavio Briatore was right."
Nelson: I got no problem with that, Mr. Briatore.
Flavio: On the 14th, your a*s goes down. Say it.
Nelson: On the 14th, my a*s goes down.


classic! up.gif
fat.monkey
QUOTE (Walsingham @ Sep 3 2010, 14:46) *



Flavio: Night of the race, you might feel a slight sting. That's pride f*ckin' with you. F*ck pride! Pride only hurts, it never helps. You fight through that sh*t. 'Cause a year from now, when you kicking it in the Caribbean, you gonna say to yourself, "Flavio Briatore was right."
Nelson: I got no problem with that, Mr. Briatore.
Flavio: On the 14th, your a*s goes down. Say it.
Nelson: On the 14th, my a*s goes down.


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I wonder if Flavio has a band-aid on the back of his neck...
Brandz07
QUOTE (MadYarpen @ Sep 2 2010, 20:16) *
Please, I want this in hi res!!!!1!


its from darren heath so i doubt you'd get one
alecc
QUOTE (Walsingham @ Sep 3 2010, 19:46) *



Flavio: Night of the race, you might feel a slight sting. That's pride f*ckin' with you. F*ck pride! Pride only hurts, it never helps. You fight through that sh*t. 'Cause a year from now, when you kicking it in the Caribbean, you gonna say to yourself, "Flavio Briatore was right."
Nelson: I got no problem with that, Mr. Briatore.
Flavio: On the 14th, your a*s goes down. Say it.
Nelson: On the 14th, my a*s goes down.


From what movie is this "pride" quote?
Walsingham
QUOTE (alecc @ Sep 3 2010, 21:03) *
From what movie is this "pride" quote?


Whole dialog is from Pulp Fiction, with slight modifications (race instead of fight, 14th instead of 5th).

There's whole thing (explicit language warning) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DicYF4RQBnU
especially since 2:16
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