Vettel's impression of the Red Bull!

Sutils friends, are mine, too

Hehe nice one Koop.

Memes, eh?

Michael Schumacher's "Things to do before I die":

return to F1, :-(









swimming with dolphins :-)

Dear Santa,

I don't wish to complain, but that car you brought me last Christmas ...

"Soon I shall be like DC, title less and on the BBC.."

Wait, Mark actually thinks he wont "retire" next year?! LOL
*wipes tear* I guess he didnt get the subtle hint of me and Kimi wearing the same ass-ugly caps now.

Christian Horner shows SEb his Norbert Haug impression just as Norbert turns up.

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AN : "Right Sebastian, so when you get bored you just press this little button.. go on, press it."



Voice from car : "Computer says No."
SV : "Bahahaha! It's so funny! HA! HA!"

AN : "Go on, press it again."

Voice : "Dust. Anyone know? Dust."
SV : "It's tooo funny!"

Some really funny captions here guys. (and no, I'm not being sarcastic!)

Newey - "You know kid that if your head was like mine, you'd be more aero efficient?""

You see Ferrari, Im smoking teh Marlboros!!

Engineer : "Sebastian! SEBASTIAN! We think there might be a problem with the engine!!! Can you hear anything wrong!??"



Vettel : "La la la, la la, fly me to the mooooon, la la, let me play among the staaars..."

Engineer : "SEBASTIAAAAN!!!!"

AN: Can you see our awesome & fu*%ing incredible F-duct Sebastian?
SV: No I can´t see it boss, where is it?
AN: Well, offcourse you can´t because it´s invisible! It´s an impressive piece of engineering my boy..
SV: Ooohh I seeee..

Eleven, or is is it twelve, days into the season and the most interesting thread on Autosport was still the caption thread. "This just might work," he mused.

"Stop, Lizzy, stop!"

Nice one iotar.

Sebastian Vettel demonstrates Redbull's new wind tunnel



AN: Sebastian, how did that boomerang get in there?

Horner: ... Adrian told me that it's absolutely no problem! He said that the monocoque is so wide, that even Norbert would fit in it.
Haug: You fools! Whenever Adrian is joking about how spacious his cars are, it shows that you'll run into serious problems - I know that from the MP4-18.
To make an educated guess I would assume that ... YOU'RE SCREWED.



Newey: OK Seb, let's see where we will integrate that F-duct. Move your knee to the left.
Vettel: I can't! This f...ing monocoque is too narrow! Look ...
Newey: Hmmm... it could be that...
Vettel: Don't tell me that we're...
Newey: I think WE'RE SCREWED.



Vettel (insane): We're screwed! We're screwed! WE'RE SO SCREWED!

Mercedes' Michael Schumacher and reserve driver Nick Heidfeld take time for a swim.

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#fail

"And they said 'CSI: Formula One' was taking it too far, ha!"

Newey: Seb, I really think you should see a doctor I don't think I'm the person who can help you on this!

'And that's one bag of sugar added. Let's see how Massa gets on with that in his tank.'

LH: So you see Jenson, if I win 2 more Titles I get the F1 LM sat back at MTC; however Ron's said if you can finish just 1 race in front of me this season, you can have one of these

hah! there we have it: 0.8s

In the downtime between races, Alonso attempts to find the formula for 'rosso corsa' to dye his racing overalls ...

MS: Everyone is using shark fins, we will use dolphin Fin..
hmmmm. ya Merc will trust me.

"I really fooled Michael with the Dolphin suit!"

"Whats this? I asked for a chocolate starfish"

LdM: "Call me"

Adrian failed when his team asked him to see some Sponge Bob.

Ok Sebastian what if I press my hand between here, what does it do?
Seb- mmmm nothing
what about if I press really hard here?
Seb - again nothing
here?
Seb- no
here then ?
Seb - nope
Are you REALLY sure I am pressing very hard between there!! No erection, I mean REACTION??
Seb- zzzzzzzz

"Stop. You had me at 20 million."

Lol Thats nasty