Let's stick together

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Alonso: Nobody told me we must appear as Siamese twins

Here's a little favor...........

'Jenson welcome to hell'

RB - "Look!!! No Man Boobs!!"

RB - "And Vivians Avatar looks like this...."

Its cute right?

Villeneuve's new haircut didn't go down well in the F1 paddock. Even Vielleneuve described it as "shit"

Did you mean Alonso?





and yes Vivian... it/he/she... is! Is it Clyde?

'Surrey Police have released the image of a man they would like to question in connection with last nights devastating blaze at the Mclaren Technology Centre in Woking.'

I was getting confused and thinking Alonso was in car 7 and Villeneuve in car 8.

Well, that backfired.

Alonso's best Romain Grosjean impression.

"After their traffic light Ferrari now drastically takes the low-tech approach with a new engine starting procedure"

The Olympic torch will be 6/10 faster now

(Alonso rallies the angry mob!)

"AAAAaaoooooorrrrrrrggggghghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"You should see when I take off my pants.......HEllo."

Jenson: "Did i just beat Lewis?"
Jermey Clarkson : "NOT!!"

FA: See my hair? Thanks to my development it's 6/10ths of a metre longer.

I think it should be:

FA: See my hair? It grows on my head 6/10s faster than on other people heads.

Thank godness, that we only could see the hair on his head!

Jeremy Clarkson: "Jenson, would you like to see Bernie's latest idea for improving the show? He says it's to make the World Champion more noticeable."



Jeremy Clarkson: "And we've got Fernando here to model it for you."



Jeremy Clarkson: "What do you think?"

http://www.autosport.com/gallery/picture_f...age/100027eve-2

Fisi: Well Fernando, some birthday cake this is...

Alonso: Well, it was meant to be 6/10s shorter than other cakes, but I kind of got carried away.

His cap
He is really Papa Smurf

E.Boullier: So you see Robert, I got the job because I promised monsieur Ghosn that I would have these big hideously ugly cabinets behind me filled to bursting in no time with all the trophies you'll be bringing us this year. So what do you think?

R. Kubica: What, you're making a joke? Bwahahaha! It's very funny. I will enjoy working with you! You're a funny guy! Bwahahaha!

E.B:

R.K: Oh shit.......

RK: Eric, who is my teammate going to be?

EB: Well the truth is, your not going to have one. You will drive both cars.

RK: ?????

EB: Well what would you prefer, to be stuck with Heidfeld again? Honestly, this is the best way to prove yourself.

Massa was left unimpressed after testing Ferrari's much vaunted 4WD system.

FM: "Guys,I think I've got the queer ones again"

Eric Boullier: "I was just making a list of all the things Nick Heidfeld can bring to the team that you don't. But I see you're growing a beard, so I guess there's nothing he can bring that you don't already have."

Ouch, poor Nick!

RK: Ha, ha, far out!! .......(for those who grew up in the 60's )

"mmm...Puppies"

FM: What was my lap time? Was I faster than Alonso?

Timekeeper: Sorry Felipe, Alonso was six-tenths faster. He is the top dog.

Felipe Massa: "On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen! On Comet, and Cupid, on Donna and Bltizen!"

'' If i was you, i wouldn't go in there for 35 to 45 minutes''

And that is how Michael met Corina...

"Let's give Formula 1 cars two wheels, that will surely improve overtaking!"

"Ok who can let the biggest fart? On the count of three..."

FA: Hahaha, I blocked your Red Shell with my banana.

FM: Noooooo.

BE: Guys, stop getting so involved in your DS game and start the ski race.

Bernie: Ok Max you can have them now

Don't we look kool in red?

well, they speak the same language, after all.....

Heeeeeeeeres Nando!!!!!!!!!

**Take That's 'Shine' suddenly starts**

Bit too topical and UK-specific that one, nobody will have the faintest idea what I was referring to when they're browsing through this thread in a few years time...